News of My Kardashian Hunting Makes the Hamtonyte

     To be sure, this is an old article from last Summer but I just discovered that this little local blog in the Hamptons wrote about our forays-Kev and I-last year when were trying to meet the Kardashians. 

     I only know about it because I had a few visitors to Diary that got here from links to the Hamptonyte. 

     The writer seems to be rather put off. Most of the Hampton locals were put off by the entire Kardashian spectacle and no doubt he read me as symptomatic of this unwelcome intrusion in this old fashioned little town by ugly out of town tourists. 

    "We swear, we never thought we'd write this much about the Kardashians, but this must be our fifth post? Consider it a public service announcement, because we think our "Hamptons" Google Alert we set up netted a pretty scary dude."

    "It's the blog of "evilsax," a multi-blogger who recently published two posts on his blog "Diary of a Republican Hater." In the first post, "I Drop Into The Hamptons During Kardashian Season," he pretty much divulges his obsession with Kourtney Kardashian and how he enlisted friends to drive him from Baldwin, NY out to Southampton to stalk the DASH store. When they arrive, the Kardashians are not there.

     http://hamptonyte.blogspot.com/2014/06/kardashian-stalker-arrives-in-record.html#comment-form

     A pretty scary dude. Sounds like me. LOL. For the record I had only one friend drive me-that was my best friend and now roommate Kev who is also a huge Kardashian. Again, you get that this local fellow sees me as blight on his pristine landscape. The great thing about the Hamptons is how old fashioned the feel out there is-things that in NY City no one looks twice at seem to shock them out there. 

   "If his failed attempt to find her house in Noyac, or track her movement to the General Store in Noyac, or his failed attempt to catch up to her in DASH, or his last-ditch effort to find her at 75 Main doesn't scare you a little, his next blog should."

    "It's called "OK I Make The Case For a Mike Sax-Kourtney Kardashian Merger." Enough said, but we'll give you some nuggets anyway.

 Ok, so if I never get to make my case to Kourtney, much less serenade her with that Cars song-'You Might Think' what is my case? I mean why would she be interested in some totally random guy who she doesn't know and is some wildeyed super to boot? 

And...

So in a back drop of disappointment for the Kardashian women, could it be that we will be a breath of fresh air? I mean for Kourtney, maybe she can use a guy like me-with my Quixotic worship; I mean, compare this to what she's used to; indeed maybe the Kardashians will find super fans a refreshing change as they spend a lot of time around people who have a 'been there, done that' attitude to celerity. 

     Good luck, dude, go for it! Oh, but wait. Her kids. Darnit!

Actually, the one thing I'm less sure about is her kids. I have nothing against them, but it does seem that she's so involved with them she has no time for Scott. I don't think he's blameless-and naturally I'm going to take Kourtney's side no matter what-but I feel for the guy the way she makes him sleep in another room every night.

   "So yeah, he's coming back to the Hamptons in a "couple weeks" to stalk her again. That didn't take long, did it."

     Well, he missed it: we did come back and we finally saw the Kardashians though we didn't quite 'meet' them, though we did at least get our picture in the paper and onto Scott Disick's Instagram. 

     http://diaryofarepublicanhater.blogspot.com/2014/08/ok-we-got-fired-but-at-least-we-saw.html

     I wonder how scary he'd find that one. Hey at least he spelt my name right.