tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6480818427597300387.post4313318237728233169..comments2024-03-07T19:25:22.346-08:00Comments on Last Men and OverMen: Will Ted Cruz Run in 2020 Even if Trump Wins in 2016?Mike Saxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01360689916550576484noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6480818427597300387.post-4745843203636408452016-07-20T23:50:16.499-07:002016-07-20T23:50:16.499-07:00I heard some good jokes about the Trump boys on Bi...I heard some good jokes about the Trump boys on Bill Maher's special mid week show: Michale Moore called them Uday and Qusay. He also mentioned that <a href="https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--rS71wwgw--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/nokin0lobi5zr7oxrcvq.jpg" rel="nofollow">#PatrickBateman</a> (i.e. the "American Psycho") was trending on Twitter during <a href="http://cdn.thedailybeast.com/content/dailybeast/articles/2016/02/01/trump-jr-my-dad-is-blue-collar/jcr:content/image.img.2000.jpg/1454429542293.cached.jpg" rel="nofollow">Donald Trump Jr.s</a> speech. Lol.Tom Brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17654184190478330946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6480818427597300387.post-36480372682074274722016-07-20T23:44:19.701-07:002016-07-20T23:44:19.701-07:00I didn't know there were #NeverTrump Ted admir...I didn't know there were #NeverTrump Ted admirers here as well:<br />https://www.conservativereview.com/commentary/2016/07/mic-dropTom Brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17654184190478330946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6480818427597300387.post-54791230878261667322016-07-20T23:23:16.611-07:002016-07-20T23:23:16.611-07:00Well Tom, did I not call it?
Never thought I'...Well Tom, did I not call it?<br /><br />Never thought I'd say this but good for Ted Cruz <br /><br />http://lastmenandovermen.blogspot.com/2016/07/ted-cruz-maintains-his-perfect-record.htmlMike Saxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01360689916550576484noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6480818427597300387.post-74655285735591358142016-07-20T19:33:07.378-07:002016-07-20T19:33:07.378-07:00http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/07/20...http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/07/20/ted-cruz-vote-your-conscience/Tom Brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17654184190478330946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6480818427597300387.post-20503425115541398212016-07-20T19:32:54.332-07:002016-07-20T19:32:54.332-07:00Mike, I'm enjoying Breitbart ripping into Ted ...Mike, I'm enjoying Breitbart ripping into Ted Cruz. Funny!Tom Brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17654184190478330946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6480818427597300387.post-74192098770411373802016-07-20T17:38:56.786-07:002016-07-20T17:38:56.786-07:00D) should be "improvise with"D) should be "improvise with"Tom Brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17654184190478330946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6480818427597300387.post-18378899837739705982016-07-20T17:36:10.100-07:002016-07-20T17:36:10.100-07:00I think I'll go ahead and do Cruz a favor and ...I think I'll go ahead and do Cruz a favor and write his speech for him tonight:<br /><br /><i>"Ladies and gentleman, I come here tonight in the spirit of Republican unity..." [clears throat, and then dramatically pounds his fist on the lectern while simultaneously shouting] <b>"**BENGHAZI!!!**"</b> [dramatic pause] "Benghazi. Ben.ghaz.i. -- Benghazi!" [another pause] <b>"EMAIL--GATE!!!</b> ... Emailgate. E. Mail. Gate. emailgate,emailgate,emailgate - Benghazi! benghazibenghazibenghazibenghazi... Emailgate!" <br /><br />[continue improvising on this theme for another 10 minutes or so]<br /><br />"... and so in summary, Benghazi **AND** emailgate!" <br /><br />[dramatic pause, followed by pounding his fist into the lectern once again] <br /><br /><b>"***JUUUUSTICE!!!***</b> ... justice, justice Justice!.... <b>Death Penalty!!!</b></i><br /><br />The crowd goes crazy! As he waves and smiles to the crowd before exiting the stage.<br /><br />This has the advantage of being:<br /><br />A) Understandable to the crowd and the GOP base viewers at home.<br /><br />B) Sticking with common ground for all Republicans<br /><br />C) Revving the crowd up into a blood thirsty spasm of hatred<br /><br />D) Being easy to improve with.<br /><br />E) Not actually mentioning Donald Trump.Tom Brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17654184190478330946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6480818427597300387.post-31112743106073344392016-07-20T16:52:18.807-07:002016-07-20T16:52:18.807-07:00Whatever the case, as I pointed out in my comments...Whatever the case, as I pointed out in my comments to your prior post, Erick Erickson seems to have painted himself into the corner on this one: if Cruz wavers and sputters out some kind of feeble endorsement for Donald, then he's a "whore" by definition. But on the other hand, Trump supposedly approved Cruz's speech ahead of time... so will he go off script? This will be interesting.<br /><br />Worst case scenario: Cruz does a two-minute hate on HRC, AND endorses Trump AND brings the house down and convinces the lions share of #NeverTrumpers that he's right (including Erickson and pals). <br /><br />Pretty much every other possibility has a silver lining for us Republican haters.Tom Brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17654184190478330946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6480818427597300387.post-90417457083968678262016-07-20T16:47:48.934-07:002016-07-20T16:47:48.934-07:00I forgot benefit C): show Cruz to be a True Christ...I forgot benefit C): show Cruz to be a True Christian in the mold of Franklin Graham, Bryan Fisher and Jerry Falwell Jr. who would like to see us return to the 16th century, with theocracy, witch trials and torture chambers for heretics.Tom Brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17654184190478330946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6480818427597300387.post-46246239143458482742016-07-20T16:44:27.945-07:002016-07-20T16:44:27.945-07:00Christie left off the third option for Cruz:
3. G...Christie left off the third option for Cruz:<br /><br />3. Give a barn burner describing various creative torture and execution methods to be used on Satan (AKA Lucy Fur) herself: Hillary Clinton. That's sure to A) please the crowd immensely B) not require Cruz to mention Trump's name.<br /><br />I think he's going to do option 3.).Tom Brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17654184190478330946noreply@blogger.com